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South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements

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There are 50 achievements with a total of 1000 points.

New Kid On The Block New Kid On The Block 0 You have joined the KKK 5
First Day in South Park First Day in South Park 0 You completed your first day in South Park 10
Gingivitis Gingivitis 0 Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking 10
Day Walker Day Walker 0 You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles 20
Made This for You Made This for You 0 You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy 20
Are We Cool? Are We Cool? 0 You found Jesus while playing as a Jew 25
Parkeologist Parkeologist 0 You opened all of the garages in South Park 25
For the Hoarder For the Hoarder 0 You completed the game without selling any items 25
Truth to Power Truth to Power 0 You farted on four major authority figures 20
Irritable Bowels Irritable Bowels 0 You shat your pants during a boss battle 10
Dog Whistle Dog Whistle 0 You've farted on a dog while in gnome form 20
Dragon Wrath Dragon Wrath 0 You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle 25
Just Saying Hi Just Saying Hi 0 You've farted on every buddy in the game 20
Re-Buttal Re-Buttal 0 You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart 20
Heisenberg Heisenberg 0 You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap 20
Shutout Shutout 0 You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle 20
Stay Down Stay Down 0 You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out 20
Avenger Avenger 0 You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. 20
No Child Left Behind No Child Left Behind 0 You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out 25
Poco Chinpoko Poco Chinpoko 0 You collected 5 Chinpokomon 10
Chinpoko loco Chinpoko loco 0 You collected 15 Chinpokomon 15
Chinpokolypse Chinpokolypse 0 You collected all of the Chinpokomon 25
Daddy Issues Daddy Issues 0 You befriended your father 15
More Popular Than Jesus More Popular Than Jesus 0 You made friends with half of South Park 20
More Popular Than John Lennon More Popular Than John Lennon 0 Everyone in South Park is your friend 30
Junk Peddler Junk Peddler 0 You sold 300 junk items 20
Ass of Fire Ass of Fire 0 You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass 20
Canadian Handshake Canadian Handshake 0 You've farted on people 100 times. 20
Animal Cruelty Animal Cruelty 0 You've farted on animals 25 times 15
Pulling Mud Pulling Mud 0 In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants 15
Shopaholic Shopaholic 0 You have collected half of the available costume sets 20
Clothes Whore Clothes Whore 0 You've collected all of the available costumes 30
Friends in Strange Places Friends in Strange Places 0 You befriended both crab people and gnomes 20
Weapon Proficiency Weapon Proficiency 0 Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks 25
Skilled Defender Skilled Defender 0 Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks 25
You bastards! You bastards! 0 You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game 20
Mastery Mastery 0 You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability 20
Make it Rain! Make it Rain! 0 You've spent $500 30
Full Arsenal Full Arsenal 0 You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game 30

Secret Achievements

KKK Hero KKK Hero 0 You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle 20
Elven Hero Elven Hero 0 You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle 20
Nonconformist Nonconformist 0 You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game 10
Inside Joke Inside Joke 0 While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave 25
Face Hoff Face Hoff 0 You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff 25
Acceptance Acceptance 0 You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself 15
Two Girls, One Stick Two Girls, One Stick 0 You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise 25
Outpatient Outpatient 0 You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS 25
Perverted Perverted 0 You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds 10
Stick Savior Stick Savior 0 You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth 20
Too Far Too Far 0 You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus 20