South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements
Full list of South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements, dlc, secrets, guides, tips & cheats for Xbox.South Park: The Stick of Truth has 50 achievements worth 1000 gamerscore
 New Kid On The Block 0 You have joined the KKK | 5 |
 First Day in South Park 0 You completed your first day in South Park | 10 |
 Gingivitis 0 Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking | 10 |
 Day Walker 0 You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles | 20 |
 Made This for You 0 You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy | 20 |
 Are We Cool? 0 You found Jesus while playing as a Jew | 25 |
 Parkeologist 0 You opened all of the garages in South Park | 25 |
 For the Hoarder 0 You completed the game without selling any items | 25 |
 Truth to Power 0 You farted on four major authority figures | 20 |
 Irritable Bowels 0 You shat your pants during a boss battle | 10 |
 Dog Whistle 0 You've farted on a dog while in gnome form | 20 |
 Dragon Wrath 0 You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle | 25 |
 Just Saying Hi 0 You've farted on every buddy in the game | 20 |
 Re-Buttal 0 You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart | 20 |
 Heisenberg 0 You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap | 20 |
 Shutout 0 You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle | 20 |
 Stay Down 0 You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out | 20 |
 Avenger 0 You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. | 20 |
 No Child Left Behind 0 You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out | 25 |
 Poco Chinpoko 0 You collected 5 Chinpokomon | 10 |
 Chinpoko loco 0 You collected 15 Chinpokomon | 15 |
 Chinpokolypse 0 You collected all of the Chinpokomon | 25 |
 Daddy Issues 0 You befriended your father | 15 |
 More Popular Than Jesus 0 You made friends with half of South Park | 20 |
 More Popular Than John Lennon 0 Everyone in South Park is your friend | 30 |
 Junk Peddler 0 You sold 300 junk items | 20 |
 Ass of Fire 0 You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass | 20 |
 Canadian Handshake 0 You've farted on people 100 times. | 20 |
 Animal Cruelty 0 You've farted on animals 25 times | 15 |
 Pulling Mud 0 In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants | 15 |
 Shopaholic 0 You have collected half of the available costume sets | 20 |
 Clothes Whore 0 You've collected all of the available costumes | 30 |
 Friends in Strange Places 0 You befriended both crab people and gnomes | 20 |
 Weapon Proficiency 0 Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks | 25 |
 Skilled Defender 0 Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks | 25 |
 You bastards! 0 You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game | 20 |
 Mastery 0 You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability | 20 |
 Make it Rain! 0 You've spent $500 | 30 |
 Full Arsenal 0 You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game | 30 |
Secret Achievements
 KKK Hero 0 You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle | 20 |
 Elven Hero 0 You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle | 20 |
 Nonconformist 0 You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game | 10 |
 Inside Joke 0 While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave | 25 |
 Face Hoff 0 You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff | 25 |
 Acceptance 0 You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself | 15 |
 Two Girls, One Stick 0 You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise | 25 |
 Outpatient 0 You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS | 25 |
 Perverted 0 You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds | 10 |
 Stick Savior 0 You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth | 20 |
 Too Far 0 You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus | 20 |
