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Think of the Children Achievements

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Think of the Children has 27 achievements worth 1000 gamerscore

Alone Time Alone Time 0 Proved your single parenting prowess beating the story mode solo. 100
Family Time Family Time 0 Spent some quality family time and completed the story with two or more players. 100
Super Parent Super Parent 0 Showed exemplary parental abilities in getting A+ on every level. 30
Super Parents Super Parents 0 As a family, demonstrated superior teamwork getting A+ on every level. 30
Lovely day at the park Lovely day at the park 0 Finished the Park level with an score of A+. 35
Between the yellow flags Between the yellow flags 0 Finished the Beach level with an score of A+. 35
Express Lane Express Lane 0 Finished the Grocery Store level with an score of A+. 35
Socialite Socialite 0 Finished the Party level with an score of A+. 35
First Class First Class 0 Get an A+ on the Airport level. 35
Thrill Seeker Thrill Seeker 0 Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+. 35
WITNESS ME! WITNESS ME! 0 Finished the Outback level with an score of A+. 35
Glamping Glamping 0 Finished the Camp Safety level with an score of A+. 35
Ghost Stories Ghost Stories 0 Finished the Bonfire level with an score of A+. 35
Monkey Business Monkey Business 0 Finished the Zoo level with an score of A+. 35
UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! 0 Finished the Ocean level with an score of A+. 35
A wholesome parenting simulator A wholesome parenting simulator 0 Finished the Final level with an score of A+. 35
Fashion Souls Fashion Souls 0 Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator. 30
Please, don’t have kids! Please, don’t have kids! 0 Managed to lose the game in less than 20 seconds. 30
I’m not touching that I’m not touching that 0 Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child. 30
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? 0 Threw the same child 10 times in a row. 30
Credit where credit’s due Credit where credit’s due 0 Watched the end credits. Thanks for playing! 30
Artist Artist 0 Made quite the mess creating 50 produce splatters. 30
Chatterbox Chatterbox 0 Frantically talked to all the guests at the party in under 20 seconds. 30
Ooh, you’re dirty Ooh, you’re dirty 0 Got your hands dirty touching poo while wearing a poo hat. 30
Unaligned Unaligned 0 Remained neutral wearing a mix of Angel and Devil clothing at the same time. 30
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 0 Sat on the loading screen for five minutes straight. 20
It wasn’t a lie! It wasn’t a lie! 0 Wore the Chocolate Cake Hat, proving it is real. 30