Nope! Rejected a date on Linger! | 5 |
Moooom! Somebody likes me! Matched a date on Linger | 5 |
Eh, it was serviceable Got a low intensity massagy | 5 |
Yes yes yes! Got a high intensity massagy | 5 |
You beat the Tuto-Rial! Got three stars with Rial | 10 |
Awoo! Got three stars with Nicole | 10 |
Mother trucker! Got three stars with Martha | 10 |
Sugar daddy time! Got three stars with Sarah | 10 |
Watch the colesterol Got three stars with Mayo | 10 |
Don't put your massage in crazy, man Got three stars with Janein | 10 |
Moooossagy! Got three stars with Dorothy | 10 |
I hope that's ectoplasm Got three stars with Anne | 10 |
Real people are overrated. Got three stars with Papu Aiye | 10 |
Cupcake delight! Got three stars with Cake-chan | 10 |
A job of hands Got three stars with Tiffany | 10 |
Tutorial with a happy ending Got a massagy with Rial | 10 |
Careful with the claws Got a massagy with Nicole | 10 |
Gotta love these app features Got a massagy with Martha | 10 |
That's… a lot of toys Got a massagy with Sarah | 10 |
Slippery everywhere Got a massagy with Mayo | 10 |
It hurts so gooood... Got a massagy with Janein | 10 |
What a dairy experience Got a massagy with Dorothy | 10 |
Who you gonna massage? Got a massagy with Anne | 10 |
How does this even work? Got a massagy with Papu Aiye | 10 |
Butter me up! Got a massagy with Cake-chan | 10 |
One-handed rough n' tough Get a massagy with Tiffany | 10 |
You blew it! Failed a date. | 10 |
It's something... Got two stars in a date. | 10 |
You win some, you lose some! Failed 5 dates. | 5 |
Yo, where's your mojo? Failed 10 dates. | 5 |
You'll be alone forever... Failed 20 dates. | 10 |
Duck killed! Got killed by Nicole | 20 |
Poking around Tapped the Mayonnaise | 20 |
Proud of your work! Discovered Johnny's true job in Sarah's date. | 20 |
Smooth Criminal Got 3 stars with all the dates | 50 |
Expert Datemeister Dated all dates! | 40 |
You can see the hits! Hit the Mayo 5 times! | 5 |
No brainer Hit 20 times! | 5 |
Trimmed hearts Hit 50 times! | 5 |
Micro downsizing Hit 200 times! | 5 |
20th century diet Hit 350 times! | 10 |
Go eat cake Hit 500 times! | 10 |
Nosey Caesar Hit 550 times! | 10 |
Club Hit 700 times! | 10 |
Short timer Hit 1500 times! | 10 |
Knee record Hit 3000 times! | 10 |
Venus-wise Hit 5000 times! | 10 |
*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times! | 10 |
An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times! | 40 |
What do we do now? Unlocked all the achievements from My Name is Mayo! | 50 |
Red Bikini! This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times) | 10 |
Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times) | 10 |
Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times) | 10 |
Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times) | 10 |
Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times) | 10 |
Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times) | 10 |
Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times) | 10 |
Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times) | 10 |
Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times) | 10 |
Balls of yarn Amazing Story (150 hits) | 10 |
Rain Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times) | 10 |
Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times) | 10 |
Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times) | 10 |
Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times) | 10 |
Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times) | 10 |
Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times) | 10 |
Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times) | 10 |
I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times) | 20 |
Young Boy I am Mayonnaise (90 hits) | 10 |
Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times) | 10 |
Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times) | 10 |
Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times) | 10 |
Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times) | 10 |
Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times) | 10 |
Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times) | 10 |
Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times) | 10 |
A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times) | 20 |
Something important A Story About Life. (120 hits) | 10 |
The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |
I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life) | 10 |