Red Herring It worked! | 10 |
Peealot Peeing upside down since 2012! | 10 |
Made it all the way! And what for? | 10 |
It's good to be short! But not always! | 10 |
Beat dude with another dude! Where's my dude, dude? | 10 |
What what? Where did it go? | 10 |
You scared it! You monster! | 10 |
The birth of a salary man Born to work (aren't we all?) | 10 |
I command this caterpillar! Go and search for fake money! | 10 |
Food thief! The food belongs to the colony! | 10 |
Forbidden love! Ahh, will they ever be together? | 10 |
I peed your pants. WHAT? | 10 |
Learn to love! That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!) | 10 |
Dead end! Haha! | 10 |
McPixel is mom now! Free range mom, too! | 10 |
CGAWAVE It's the new best thing! | 10 |
Nuclear dumpster diving! What can we find here? | 10 |
Hello World! I drew this! | 10 |
Manual trasmission chopper! They don't make them like they used to! | 10 |
Ice Swimming! It's the new cool thing! | 10 |
You can't hitch a bus! Or can you? | 10 |
Do you have a spare asteroid? I might be addicted. | 10 |
I can't believe you've done that! He was sleeping! | 10 |
Slay the lamb! It will bring upon destruction! | 10 |
My people need me! And worst of all, I'm late for work! | 10 |
Shoot'em up! Wait, that's not what it's called! | 10 |
Well done! Congratulations! | 10 |
Now that's a danger noodle With a case of nuclear munchies! | 10 |
Let some fresh air in! Like that one roommate who always opens the window! | 10 |
I love computers So good | 10 |
Thanks for waiting! You shouldn't have! | 10 |
The funniest joke in the world It even tells you when to laugh! | 10 |
Is there candy inside? One way to find out! | 10 |
And this is how I met him... Pants down best looking guy in town! | 10 |
My car is so pushy Pushy car, pushy car! push it all around! | 10 |
Wrong wire! Sorry, you messed up. | 10 |
It's my car! Gotta make sure it smells like it! | 10 |
You have a right to remain silent! It's only fair! | 10 |
What I always wanted to be when I grow up! No human, no worries! | 10 |
You won't make it back in time. Not a chance. | 10 |
Right in the jimmy! It was in self defense! | 10 |
You're a snack! ...for workgroups! | 10 |
The bar for this dive was high! It was a high dive bar to overcome! | 10 |
Keep your feet on the ground! Or are you burnt out already? | 10 |
Touchdown! Wait, wrong sports! | 10 |
Closing the gap! Baby steps! | 10 |
What's your goal there? Eh? | 10 |
BURP CLOSED | 10 |
Mom, I'm not a fish anymore! It was just a phase! | 10 |
Way to go! Feels like the end of the world | 10 |
Take this on your way down! Down low! | 10 |
Awww, you didn't have to! Must've been love! | 10 |
Imma just hide in the corner Wait for this to blow over | 10 |
Giving up is a virtue! And worth it sometimes too! | 10 |
It's pants time! Wow! | 10 |
Please don't come again! Ouch! | 10 |
Not THAT game! What's the word? | 10 |
I understand! It's the language of my people! | 10 |
Back my fish up! Pow! | 10 |
Yes This is the correct thing to do. | 10 |
BRB, gotta catch the train! It's a bullet-time-train! | 10 |
Ok, bye! Weeeeeee! | 10 |
The defendant is ready! Objection! | 10 |
Pee my ride! Full of gold! | 10 |
Uno, dos, tres Quattro! | 10 |
This is my missile! It has been marked! | 10 |
This is fishy! Need to investigate! | 10 |
Take care of your eyeballs! Unless you have eyeballs of steel! | 10 |
Why did you pick this up? You know what this is, right? | 10 |
Why did you break it? Someone's gonna need it! | 10 |
You got hit by a smooth golden bar! You are now worthy | 10 |
That's all of them! Poor dudes! | 10 |
Throw it all away! Way to go! | 10 |
Babies are evil! But aren't we all? | 10 |
Achievement Number 1 Congratulations! | 10 |
DJs don't stage dive, you maniac! Why would you do that? | 10 |
Can I get an 'amen'? No? Ok. | 10 |
Express elevator! Bye! | 10 |
Are we there yet? No. | 10 |
Diligent It's actually quicker this way too. | 10 |
That was unnecessary. At least you got an achievement, tho. | 10 |
Do the worm! Yes! | 10 |
Better call Sos! He knows all the solutions! | 10 |
You can p** the dog Can I get a retweet for this? | 10 |
Date poacher! At least it worked! | 10 |
Barbeque in my pants! It's hot! | 10 |
Poop goes ploop! Ploop! | 10 |
Everybody clap! That's a good landing! | 10 |
Clear the path! And get on it! | 10 |