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Twisted Pixel Games today announced definitive video proof of escaped sentient assassin motorcycle "I.R.I.S." Pairing demure etiquette with flawless hand-to-hand combat skills, this superagent motorcycle has been hailed as the world's most perfect spy.

Big Arms Incorporated, the multinational weapon manufacturer responsible for her construction, have so far denied all reports of I.R.I.S.'s escape, claiming her dampening algorithms would never allow her to go rogue.