Student loan unlocked! What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle? I suppose we'll never know ;) | 25 |
Master of student loans Not one, but two for the price of two! | 25 |
Dr. Loans DSD. Doctorate prestige will vary. | 25 |
Trail Blazer Who put these cones here? | 10 |
Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing We make mascots and dabble in insurance | 10 |
Got further than Don Next stop, riches! | 10 |
Shiny! All that glitters is not Au (Gold) | 10 |
Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible. | 25 |
Loan down! Your dedication is admirable. That's not easy to do. | 75 |
Studious Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome. | 25 |
Pizza Perfect The pizza is safe… for now. | 10 |
10-4 Good Buddy You've trucked all there is to truck. | 10 |
I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet. | 10 |
Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza. | 10 |
Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you, and thrived. | 10 |
With honors The classiest of the top of the class. Very very classy. The classiest. Nobody has classier! | 10 |
Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses. At least, not for you. | 10 |
The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you. | 10 |
Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. But fuel conservation is not one of those things. | 10 |
Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it. | 10 |
Semi… expensive Seems you're in this for the short haul. | 10 |
Kid Genius Finished school in under 10 minutes! | 10 |
No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time. | 10 |
Sleep is overrated Sleep isn't overrated. Your brain literally needs it. Sleep! | 10 |
Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly! | 25 |
I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed. | 25 |
Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be an alien from an old sci-fi film. | 25 |
Master of time Time is relatively precious.... see what I did there? | 25 |
Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there. Also, steel horses. | 25 |
<Insert kitty poster> Hung in there. | 25 |
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing! | 75 |
You're a hero! Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza. | 10 |
There can only be one Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you. It was pretty good. Had that one guy for a bit. | 10 |
Oh no! There is no sound in a vacuum. But you should still save them. | 10 |
Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it. | 10 |
Thanks for playing! Thanks again! | 10 |
These things happen Somebody should really clean that graffiti up. Not us though. We're busy. Important people, us. | 10 |
Hey! I'm napping here! Let sleeping truckers lie. Or not. | 10 |
Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning. | 25 |
One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. | 10 |
Master of the normal On a scale from average to normal, you're at the highest point on the bell curve. | 25 |
Thy core is of a hard persuasion And, at last, you have outers peace. | 75 |
Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication! | 190 |